LET'S GET READY TO CRUMBLE!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
Hip Hop Broke My Heart
Got an awesome late birthday present from my boo...nothing but love for you girl!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
I have few pleasures in life
I have few remaining pleasures in life. I ask for very little. My friends and family know this about me but it has never been something we've discussed, until now. Its true that I am humble and barely deserving of much but what I ask for is a very small thing.
Between the hours of 8am and 8:30am, I like to watch Grace Under Fire on the Oxygen network. Brett Butler's zippy one-liners, Dave Thomas's grounded, straight-faced comedy, and the familiar southern colloquialisms give me the shot of optimism and hope that I desperately need at 8 in the morning. Some, like my ungrateful husband, Bo, deride Brett Butler's Grace Kelly as an unrealstic, one-liner dispenser. Pish-posh, I say. She's under fire, hence, she fires back. He likes to sip his Sam's Club brand dark roast coffee and make snide remarks about the storylines and, as he calls it, the "vaseline-on-the-lens title sequence". I just sit in my white robe on our pleather couch and try to block out his incessent snickering.
I ask for so little so why can't he let me enjoy my Grace Under Fire??? Because he's a bastard, that's why. If my one pleasure in life was to cook meatloaf and wear short skirts, he'd be in hog heaven! But, unfortunately for him, I was cut from the Brett Butler/Grace Kelly mold.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I support Sarah Palin's bid for vice president. Shoot that moose!!!!
Between the hours of 8am and 8:30am, I like to watch Grace Under Fire on the Oxygen network. Brett Butler's zippy one-liners, Dave Thomas's grounded, straight-faced comedy, and the familiar southern colloquialisms give me the shot of optimism and hope that I desperately need at 8 in the morning. Some, like my ungrateful husband, Bo, deride Brett Butler's Grace Kelly as an unrealstic, one-liner dispenser. Pish-posh, I say. She's under fire, hence, she fires back. He likes to sip his Sam's Club brand dark roast coffee and make snide remarks about the storylines and, as he calls it, the "vaseline-on-the-lens title sequence". I just sit in my white robe on our pleather couch and try to block out his incessent snickering.
I ask for so little so why can't he let me enjoy my Grace Under Fire??? Because he's a bastard, that's why. If my one pleasure in life was to cook meatloaf and wear short skirts, he'd be in hog heaven! But, unfortunately for him, I was cut from the Brett Butler/Grace Kelly mold.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I support Sarah Palin's bid for vice president. Shoot that moose!!!!
Monday, September 8, 2008
Noel Gallagher Assaulted/Owned at Virgin Fest
Either some dude really hates him some vintage Oasis or just really hates him some Noel Gallagher. The latter is probably more likely as Noel gets ejected from the stage in hilarious fashion. Scroll to 01:30 in to the video and larf it up.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Akon is more punk than your shitty band
Akon Punches Chick Out At Concert - Watch more free videos
First, he simulated sex on stage with a 15 year old girl (the daughter of a preacher, nonetheless), then he body slammed some poor sap at a show in New York, now, Akon is out to slap South American women. R&B's response to G.G. Allin or just a guy with a lot of anger towards women?
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