I’m sitting out on my new, pseudo-balcony. It’s an 8x6 slab of rooftop with a door attached. Its last call at the local bars that populate this stretch of Main Street and young, drunk kids are funneling out. I notice this couple that is in the middle of a typical spat; impossible to tell the details but its certainly a familiar scenario. The girl has planted herself on the stoop of a stranger’s house and the man, a fellow named Wes, is pacing back and forth, unable to make a firm decision on leaving this girl or hearing her out. He leans against another stranger’s car for a few moments as she yells at him. I still can’t tell what this argument is about. Eventually, the guy storms off amid the cries of his girl: “WES! WEEEESSS! YOU’RE GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE??!??” In fact, it appears as if he is doing just that. Wes disappears from my view as the girl begins searching her cell phone for anyone she can call. Throughout this entire time, she has remained in the pitch black shade of a tall tree but I can tell she is slightly overweight and unattractive. There’s something in the way that she speaks that makes these traits unmistakable. After a couple of minutes of angry dialing, a rickshaw pulls up on the street, Wes seated in the back. He signals her with a hand motion that says, “Get in this wacky little rickshaw and come with me.”
She yells at him, “Who are you?” She says it like she really doesn’t know who he is but she’s actually just angry and hurt. She screams again, “Who are you??!?”
At this point, Wes nudges the pilot of the rickshaw and he yells, “Andy!” This is clearly not what the girl was looking for.
“No, who are you??!?” she screams. Wes just signals for her to come to him. Its really sad and gross because there was never any doubt that she would come, even to me, a novice at this relationship that these two share. Predictably, she trots over in a bizarre dress and heels, and jumps in the back of the rickshaw next to Wes. She even puts her arm around him before quickly removing it from his shoulder. The two ride off, tethered to the back of Andy’s bike. I really feel the worst for Andy, because he’s going to hear horrible, ridiculous things tonight. I guess that could be fun but, for a guy pulling a rickshaw at last call, it sounds just awful.